A Poland company has shocked many after it created and started selling beer made from the bacteria inhibited in a female vag!na.
Not just any vag!nal bacteria but the Lactic acid bacteria (LAB) from the vag!na of Czech model, Alexandra Brendlova.
Its made by taking bacteria from the vag!na using a ‘gynaelogical stick’. This stick then goes to a laboratory, where the lactic acid bacteria are ‘isolated and cleaned’ then multiplied.
That bacteria is then used in a culture starter kit, and is combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create the beer.
The Order of Yoni says the beer which is called ‘Bottled instinct’ has ‘no vaginal smell or taste’, but has been ‘flavoured with instincts’ and brewed with model Alexandra’s ‘lure’ and ‘grace’.
They also suggest that by using a woman’s vag!nal bacteria, their beer is like having a woman in beer form.
Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion…
Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.
The product description reads.
According to the company, a lot of time has been devoted to finding ‘the kind of a female whose pheromones will stay with you”.
Potential models offering up their vag!nas for beer production ‘sign a contract with high penalty for working in adult industry, sex industry, as adult actress, escort, prostitute, etc.’ because having paid-for sex will affect the beer-making quality of a woman’s vagina bacteria.
The first ever Vag1na beer, Will you be able to drink it?